I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
listen up fives, a maybe six on a good day is speaking
- crush: so who's your crush
- me: *soulja boy voice* YOOOUUUUUUU
"black widow is a supporting character" your spine is a supporting structure in your body let’s see how well you do without it
[aggressively hums the Game of Thrones theme at you progressively louder over the next month]