leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

"They’re like, 12"
The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via guy)

I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.

quickweaves:

samirafierce:

vinebox:

shoutout to oxygen

This is life literally

ON MY MAMA I BE BREATHING

disembodiedangelfeet:

acciobong:

By “people,” I guess Neville thought Ron meant the Dark Lord.

Go big or go home