vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

Guess who booked up her first driving lesson and was an adult today

Guess who is now going to hyperventilate and play video games bc responsibility

kosmotis:

do not pity the dead, harry, pity the living, and above all those who think feminism means hating men.

The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Trailer – “The Mockingjay Lives”

awwww-cute:

Just trompin around

awwww-cute:

Just trompin around

sassyaspersassy:

hellolaurenlopez:

alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

PLEASE

YOU CANT JUST GO TO THE MOON

YOU NEED A ROCKETSHIP

DO YOU HAVE A ROCKETSHIP, POTTER?

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dragondicks:

jumpcoinlife said: You inspired me to start my own sim and let him do whatever he wants. So far he got a job, promptly quit his job, bought a guitar, and has been jamming on it for ten straight hours without sleeping.